No One Was My Master

memecatwings:

you guys are all “men covered in blood” this and “unhinged feral bastards” that and “i love violence” but when captain flint beats a man to death in front of his crew during a duel because he challenged his leadership and then lies afterwords saying the man was a thief suddenly its “boring edgelord” and “hypermasculine posturing” ok i see how it is 🙄

(via jadedbug)

eyanin:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

I think it’s time for scooby doo 3. if anything the first two movies have become even more popular / are headed towards cult classic status. the actors aren’t up to much so I think they have the time. but I want to be very specific — I don’t want “the gangs kids follow their parents footsteps and solve crimes”. no. that’s such a cheap and overused plot. I want middle aged mystery gang content. I want immortal non aging scooby doo. I want daphne going thru a patrick bateman skin care routine and teaching martial arts in a pink outfit. I want shaggy complaining about heart burn and downing a whole bottle of tums before every meal. fred being a male wife. velma cured cancer on accident. they all get together on the weekends to solve crimes. the plot is whimsical and our disbelief is fully suspended. the cgi is still terrible.

give them back to us

(via nerdyconsultingfangirl)

xpoolboy:

being on tumblr for the goncharov incident has made me realize how those ancient stories and myths got made up. some fucker went “yeah that lightning bolt? his name is zeus” and everyone just ran with it

(via aspiringgaycowboy)